Although we had a blast finally getting the LEGO Batman game to work on my computer yesterday, me and Bitter B still have plenty of things to be pissed off about.
Sunday Bitter Sunday #2: Unfunny, Dickwad Comedy
There are plenty of comedians out there and plenty of them are not actually funny (ahem, Carrot Top). But there are some who commit the cardinal sins of both being a) unfunny and b) being a total dick.
3) Adam Sandler
Although I remember being a preteen and thinking he was somewhat funny in the 90s, the 00s (with the exception of Punch Drunk Love) have been a slippery slope of fail for Mr. Sandler, culminating in this travesty:
Wow. Gay panic. Really? Still?
Haha, that guy kissed him and he totally punched him. Haha, they’re totally gay (but actually they’re not and we must be sure to artlessly explain that as much as possible).
You suck.
2) Dane Cook
Not only is this guy a) unfunny and b) a total dick, but he c) wears the second quality like a fucking badge of honor. I can’t even really discuss it because thinking about him makes me physically ill.
1) Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
These are the geniuses who brought us the following gems: Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie.
These guys aren’t even trying anymore. Their brand of “comedy” consists of shoving as many pop culture references into a 90 minute period as possible.
Haha, look it’s Britney Spears. Haha, it’s that guy from 300.
Yes, but what about them?
Um, nothing. They’re like, in the movie. That was the joke.
These guys should be banned from making movies forever.
