Ok. So Superman can fly, is super strong, and has a host of other random ass powers (cold breath? wtf.). So why the hell does he need a Supermobile, complete with metallic fists that fly out and punch his enemies? It was bad enough that he’s basically invincible, but now he’s just being a dick.
Which brings us to one of my favorite time-wasting websites of all time, Superdickery.
They’ve collected an incredible set of panels and covers from Silver Age comics that display Superman’s amazing capacity for being a colossal dick.
There’s this one, where he smugly watches Lois Lane be forced into marriage:
And this one, where he has Jimmy Olsen and Aquaman crawling through the desert, begging him for water (and Aquaman really needs water, because he’s fucking Aquaman):
And my all-time favorite where Jimmy Olsen gives Supes a lovely gift for Father’s Day, which he then proceeds to burn with his heat vision:
Asshole.
But it’s a great site to visit if you have surplus time on your hands. Or even if you don’t.
